Cinco de Fuckin' Mayo

... Or to Art: May-

Binge

Maw: 2 cervesas y 1 margarita

Art: 3 margaritas (?) y 2 cervesas y

1.5 smirnoff cocktails y 1 shot (?) y 1

frozen something y whatever the fuck else she had downtown

Clark: green y 2 margaritas (?) y 3 cervesas (?) y 1 shot

Guest appearence - Amber: 2 margaritas y 3 cervesas y 1 shot y 1 frozen something y whatever the fuck else she had downtown

Guest appearence - Mike: green y 3 cervesas y 1 shot

Activities

Noon - 7pm: Cervesas y margaritas by la picina. Also - Art's muy deliciso comida.

8:

30pm - 9:05pm: Applebee's (Art, Maw y Amber). Not enough room to fit everyone at a mesa. So... to Friendly Confines!

9:15pm - 10:30pm: Friendly Confines (all). Good times were had. Though crowd at FC = boring.

10:30pm: People split - Art/Amber = downtown. Maw/Mike/Clark = Amigo's.

Maw/Mike/Clark: Amigos had corral in parking lot. Had interesting time messing with mid-30s gente. Reminder: Carry notepad at all times.

Photos

Art/Amber

Clark/Art/Amber

Maw drumming/Amber

Quote

"Shut the fuck up! It's Cinco de Fuckin' Mayo!"

Also

Imitations by Art = greatness

Everyone drive safe, ya'll,

Maw

Meet Maw

Quote: "Oh this? This is a Bud Li - I mean - a refreshing glass of water."

I am the official babysitter of these chitlins. I am affectionately called "Maw". I've had the crazy summer and, like all Maws, I have actual shit to do this summer. I also take videos, photos and blackmail to put on the interwebs later. So, ladies... where am I driving you to next?

^ That, bee tee dubs, was one crazy ass fun day at Universal. I don't remember shit after dark. Thanks, Bob.

Video Games + drinking = YESSSSSSSSS

My outer nerd is screaming "THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!" My inner nerd is saying "Shit, I think I pissed myself."

Follow this link to understand why:

The Drink is a Lie


-kape

Party. Open at work. T-mius 4 and a half hours till I have to clock in.

Hello loved ones/readers/internet,

Please forgive any typos tonight, for I am drunk. But you should expect as much, this being a drunk blog and all. Anyways. Let me tell you a story.

I went to a party. got pretty drunk. Jumped into the pool fully clothed. Drove myself home. made it home! took a nice ass shower. shoved some food down my mouth. took some pain pills (i'm fucking sore! they tell me I fell a lot). drank like 4 glasses of water. got on binge blog to tell the interwebs. put on arrested development. work is in 4 and a half hours. pray I wake up.

Hugs, kisses, and beer,

BingeBlogger Art