Cinco de Fuckin' Mayo

... Or to Art: May-

Binge

Maw: 2 cervesas y 1 margarita

Art: 3 margaritas (?) y 2 cervesas y

1.5 smirnoff cocktails y 1 shot (?) y 1

frozen something y whatever the fuck else she had downtown

Clark: green y 2 margaritas (?) y 3 cervesas (?) y 1 shot

Guest appearence - Amber: 2 margaritas y 3 cervesas y 1 shot y 1 frozen something y whatever the fuck else she had downtown

Guest appearence - Mike: green y 3 cervesas y 1 shot

Activities

Noon - 7pm: Cervesas y margaritas by la picina. Also - Art's muy deliciso comida.

8:

30pm - 9:05pm: Applebee's (Art, Maw y Amber). Not enough room to fit everyone at a mesa. So... to Friendly Confines!

9:15pm - 10:30pm: Friendly Confines (all). Good times were had. Though crowd at FC = boring.

10:30pm: People split - Art/Amber = downtown. Maw/Mike/Clark = Amigo's.

Maw/Mike/Clark: Amigos had corral in parking lot. Had interesting time messing with mid-30s gente. Reminder: Carry notepad at all times.

Photos

Art/Amber

Clark/Art/Amber

Maw drumming/Amber

Quote

"Shut the fuck up! It's Cinco de Fuckin' Mayo!"

Also

Imitations by Art = greatness

Everyone drive safe, ya'll,

Maw

Meet Maw

Quote: "Oh this? This is a Bud Li - I mean - a refreshing glass of water."

I am the official babysitter of these chitlins. I am affectionately called "Maw". I've had the crazy summer and, like all Maws, I have actual shit to do this summer. I also take videos, photos and blackmail to put on the interwebs later. So, ladies... where am I driving you to next?

^ That, bee tee dubs, was one crazy ass fun day at Universal. I don't remember shit after dark. Thanks, Bob.

Video Games + drinking = YESSSSSSSSS

My outer nerd is screaming "THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!" My inner nerd is saying "Shit, I think I pissed myself."

Follow this link to understand why:

The Drink is a Lie


-kape

Party. Open at work. T-mius 4 and a half hours till I have to clock in.

Hello loved ones/readers/internet,

Please forgive any typos tonight, for I am drunk. But you should expect as much, this being a drunk blog and all. Anyways. Let me tell you a story.

I went to a party. got pretty drunk. Jumped into the pool fully clothed. Drove myself home. made it home! took a nice ass shower. shoved some food down my mouth. took some pain pills (i'm fucking sore! they tell me I fell a lot). drank like 4 glasses of water. got on binge blog to tell the interwebs. put on arrested development. work is in 4 and a half hours. pray I wake up.

Hugs, kisses, and beer,

BingeBlogger Art

Someone gave the squirrels on
UCF campus beer. :)

This storm is another reason why we are gonna party so hard this summer...look around folks, the world is ending. I'll have a beer.

Beer Picture of the Night

I wish.

Hugs, kisses, and beer,
BingeBlogger Art

Meet BingeBlogger Clark

"Blame it on the Vodka, Blame it on the Henny. Blame it on the blue top, got you feelin dizzy"- I helped Jamie write this song.

I see us visiting Blackout Blvd three times a week; a realistic goal :) soo put your big girl panties on ladies!

Meet Bingeblogger Kape

Quote: I don't care if the cake is a lie. I was promised vodka!


About Bingeblogger Kape: Kape is only fascinated with what you have to say for as long as it takes your money to reach the bartenders hand. She is the most official bitch. She lives the dream and slings the cream. Favorite word: poop. Favorite position: Drunken Monkey...she invented it.


P.S. IMMA FIRRRIN MAH LAZZZZZARRRRZZZZ!

Meet BingeBlogger Art

Quote: "Why drink water when there is beer?"

About BingBlogger Art: Art likes to confuse people. Keep 'em on their toes. Because if everyone is on their toes, they don't have time to notice how drunk she really is. Art likes short walks to the liquor store, and free food. Favorite color, green. Current wallet status, empty.

110 days

There are 110 possible party days this summer.

How many days dear readers do you think we will be able to party?

15?
78?
All 110?

Let me (BingeBlogger Art) get this out of the way right now, any number over 50 is worthy of praise. But we shoot for the stars, I'm laying it down right here, right now. 100 days of partying.

Hugs, kisses, and beer,

BingeBlogger Art

Binge

A noun, verb,binged, bing·ing. Informal.

–noun

1.

a period or bout, usually brief, of excessive indulgence, as in eating, drinking alcoholic beverages, etc.; spree.

–verb (used without object)

2.

to have a binge: to binge on junk food.